Merry Christmas Wishes and Greetings

Merry Christmas Wishes and Greetings

Christmas is the best time of this year once we celebrate our beliefs humility, 

bonds within our households, and also the custom of giving presents to 

our nearest and dearest specifically.

May the good times and treasures of the present

become the present become the golden memories

of tomorrow.

Wishing you lots of love, joy and happiness.

we wish you a merry xmas

“The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.” 

Congratulations on finally making it to stage 3! Merry Christmas ol’ man.

“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.” 

Let’s hope he wasn’t paying close attention to us this year! Thanks for being such a great friend, it’s been fun spending time with you over the year. Here’s to a fabulous 2019!

Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”

Santa: “Be realistic”

Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”

Santa: “What color Unicorn would you like?”

This made me think of us! Thank you for being such a great friend and support this year. Wishing you more sleep and time for yourself in the coming year. Happy Holidays!

“Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!” 

To my very wise and amazing [wife/mother], what would we do without you? Thank you for taking care of us every day and all the cooking, cleaning, shopping, negotiating, cuddles, and stories you do every day to keep our family so happy and healthy. We wish you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2019!

Christmas (noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

“I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!” 

Looking forward to celebrating with you over the Holiday season. Cheers to a fabulous 2019!

“Time to get into the holiday spirit... gin, vodka, whisky...” 

Looking forward to celebrating with you over the holidays. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year!

I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you. Merry Christmas!

Please note: Christmas is cancelled! Apparently YOU told Santa that you’ve been GOOD this year... he died laughing!